he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
I'm like connect-the-dots of drunk. Whiskey, bourbon, vodka, rum, gin. The hidden picture is me faceplanting.
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
In lieu of flowers, please donate to The Hungover Children's Fund in my name.
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
I just found (and ate) a chunk of a reese's that fell between my boobs. Problem is that I finished those off 3 days ago in a drunk induced sob session... Has it really been that long since I changed my clothes?!
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
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