I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
I'm twenty-five. I'm too old to be watching my friend throw up in Chipolte Parking lot.
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
There were firefighters and a fire truck up the street. I asked what was wrong and their exact words were "Just a tiny explosion; it'll be all right"
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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