I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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