You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
I get a nice feeling when i open my fridge and see it filled with thirty beers and half a leftover jimmy johns pickle.
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
Oh my god I haven't had mozzarella sticks since I banged that Applebee's waiter
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
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