Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
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