I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
You were laying next to me in bed at 4:30 a.m. I asked if you were drunk and you said you weren't drunk you were buzzed like a bumblebee. Then kept rambling on about having to call out of work.
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
