so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
i wish that every time i slipped on a sheet of ice i had the ability to recover with a michael jackson move
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
I think weed is turning my hair brown
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
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