I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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