When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
You should've seen the look on the guys face when I demanded pho and a beer the second they opened. Obviously he doesn't understand hangovers
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