Just fell off a train. Bad.
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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