Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
I just made kick ass drunk stir fry while taking care of three other drunk people and doing shots. I don't understand how that's not wife material
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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