Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
You're the end to all my bad dreams.
Did you have that reoccuring dream about me banging your mom again?
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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