plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
We had to coat check the pizza.
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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