I smelled like jager and penis. The only cure was a pack of camels and plan b.
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
I wanted to take a shower but I forgot we made applesauce in it last night.
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
Another day, another engagement, another cat
We're not piercing ourselves today.
Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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