apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
Welp...herpes.
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
passed out on bart again and decide to bike home. biked thru a goat farm of angry goats, biked on the freeway, got stopped by the cops, and sat shotgun in the squad car while the officer driving got a video on his iphone of his partner riding my bike on the freeway.
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
Randomize
