Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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