I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
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