No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME TO RUN THROUGH TACO BELL'S SPRINKLERS AT 4AM?!
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
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