My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
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