I am going to give you the keys to my place
Then I'll give you the keys to my heart
Gag me
It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
Randomize
