Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
it only takes four glasses of wine for me to ride an elephant with a stranger.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
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