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i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
Dude, she told me she wanted to bang my dad. I don't know which is worse, the fact that she wants to or the fact that she told me.
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
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