did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
The pink midgets playing hockey is the EXACT reason cold meds and alcohol do not mix. Period.
you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
You know, be my cock's hype man.
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
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