I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
At this point all my Tinder matches are telling me I'll be fucking the whole male population of UMass '17.
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
She called and said she was waiting for me naked. I got there and she was in ratty sweats, sitting in Nick's lap, with divorce papers. Needless to say my night was shitty.
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