I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Randomize
