Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
I took the weekend off because he and I were supposed to go to Vegas for our anniversary and get a hooker remember?
Ah, yes. Who says romance is dead?
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
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