Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
He acted like he was sleep fucking because I woke up to him screwing me in the middle of the night and he had is eyes closed and was mumbling things the whole time and wouldn't respond to me.
Is that even possible?
I called him by the wrong name to test him and he instantly stopped, rolled over and acted like he was still sleeping...I think he might break up with me tomorrow.
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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