i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
He gave me an elaborately handwritten invite (on a bar coaster) back to his place and whispered in my ear 'i have ping pong'. And he said byob. fuck THAT.
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
I was going through my mom's stuff to find her xanax, and I found her vibrators instead. Plural. That is like the opposite of what I wanted.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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