we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
If anyone could figure out how to pee on someone's soul, it would be you.
You always know what to say to make me feel better.
Now I get the fucking shakes every time I hear I'm Sexy And I Know It. Thanks, Captain Morgan.
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
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