Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
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