Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
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