belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
It's great when the cashier at the liquor store asks "weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday"
No, we will not be going out tonight. We are trying to grow the toy donkey in whiskey rather than water. Serious fucking science. Have fun at the boring bar while we Bill Nye it up in this bitch.
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
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