She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
I've never seen the starbucks guy more terrified than when you dove out the car window after your credit card
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
I'm sorry I murdered your sperm with my alcohol saturated Olympic uterus.
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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