The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
So don't be alarmed when you go into your bathroom, he's sleeping in the tub with your brothers dinosaurs. also I'll clean up the sticky floor later. (you don't wanna know)
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
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