whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
I did my walk of shame through a safeway at 8am to get YOUR hangover bagels. You're welcome asshole
Where was Alyssa when you were sniffing the bouncer?
Passed out on some guy who looked like someone from Duck Dynasty.
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
What's a really polite way of saying "you have gravely overestimated the value of your vagina?"
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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