I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
The verizon commercial has a magical pinata. Candy just keeps coming out. It must be a portal to a candy universe.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
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