There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
they're like a gay fantastic four
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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