We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
so i wake up and the chick who i had sex last night left her phone number. next to the number was a broken condom. should i call?
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
omg he fucking fingered me this morning. and i was just like this is the most awkward alarm clock ive ever had
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
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