So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
you're usually drunk when you offer. there's one time you called me, told me not to dye my hair red, and asked if i wanted to see your tits.
I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. Wine drunk Mondays shouldn't be a thing.
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
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