he wants to bone in the snuggie
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
Just remembered throwing your phone at your face in a half-drunk stupor the other morning when your alarm went off. Thought I should apologize.
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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