Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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