Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
The air was thick with penises
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
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