she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
I recorded his drunk dial calls. My personal favorite was the one that began, "grab the bull by the horns and fuck his cock."
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
In a shocking revelation, I learned that the Easter Sunday shit show happened not because of vodka but because my gay neighbor drugged me.
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
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