Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
that's an acceptable place to lick
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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