I think I just got seasick
you're not on a boat
he has a waterbed.
Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
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