Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
If you hear screaming in the middle of the night, bat got loose. Call poison control immediately and explain rabies
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
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