So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
Randomize
