let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
I’m going to bedazzle that dick
What does that even mean
No idea, but I guarantee he’ll get hard every time he remembers it
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