we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
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