just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
