This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
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