so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
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I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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