Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
I wasnt going to have sex with him until i ran into his gf at chipotle. It was like the gods were saying "Go ahead. Shes already had her burrito for the day"
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
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