No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
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Oh btw, my mom called... you made the police blotter in the newspaper. Don't worry, she's mailng me a copy so I can put in on the fridge.
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
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